sammmmf

okay so i was walking down the street and there was a random guy sitting down so i was like “why are you sitting all alone with a razorblade and alcohol, yo?” and he was all “CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYEEESSS no one likes my poems” and i was all “wtf you’re famous” and he was all “what?” and i was all “yeah”

this is like my story about how i met george washington, except not at all. so i was chillin in the h00d at night yo. and then raphael comes out of the corner and was like “i think leonardo divinci has a thing for you” so i was all “wTf!2#” and then i went to leonardos crib and was all “do you really feel that way about me” and he was all “w3rd” and i was like “c00l”

my leg REALLY itched
oh and so did my shoulder
so i itched it

i was at walmart one day and he jumped off the shelf into my bag and i was all “wTfF!?@”

well i was chillin in the 1700s, right? and the revolutionary war was going on so i was like whatever. and i was walking in valley forge one day and then this old guy on a horse comes up to me and says “uR h4wT l0l” and then we fell in love. but THAT story isnt in history books!

Because she has to be the bessssst

because he was on a virus on myspace, and he seems like a cool d00d

because mom is awesome

BECAUSE I LOVEE HHIIIIMMM!!!
yaay